The Quartering Act

MUTINY! Um... okay I'm done. But, unlike most other compleatly random, yet still relevant comments I make, this one happens to be... compleatly relevent. I know, it's amazing. I'll bow now. Okay, anways, onto the topic: The Quartering Act was used to punish MUTINY and desertion. I like the word MUTINY. Anyways, it would fund the armies; but, why fund a ton of people that do nothithing but sit on their bums and eat rabbit? That was the colonist's point. Of course, it was another stupid tax on random things like vinegar and yummy foods. The colonists wern't really happy about that. Actually, thats the understatement of the century. They were outraged. Like MUTINY! (Fine, fine, I'm done.) Anyways, tempers had begun to rise on both sides, threatening to boil over like a pot of rabbit stew seasoned with herbs on a blazing fire in the middle of winter! Oh yes. Now, a word from our sponsers:

James Madison: Well, I must say, all these random taxes are becoming quite obnoxious. I can't really say anything. I'm dead! I do think the government should give up, so you rabbits can leave us alone. I'll continue decomposing now.

MUTINY! Okay... sorry, sorry. Well, hope you learned something. I sure didn't. (And... if my teacher is reading this, I learned alot! This is the rabbit, not the human!)

(P.S. I said MUTINY five times. MUTINY! MUTINY! Okay, eight if you count these :) )